Showing posts with label how to. Show all posts
Showing posts with label how to. Show all posts

Monday, 2 March 2015

2 Easy Ways to Write a Screenplay/Script


Hello Procrastinators!

We've all had dreams of being famous at something. So maybe your thing is that you want to be a screenplay writer? Here are some great sites to help you fulfil your dreams. 



Basic:

For general advice about how to start going about writing a script from the very beginning this site is really helpful. It details how to to order your ideas and even how to get ideas for your next script. 




For a how-to list that covers all of the basics then you should start here. It's got lists and pictures to help you understand the really pedantic technicalities of writing a script. The only problem is it's very long winded and with barely any examples of what a script should look like in full and the more complicated components.



You can find a good example of a script with all the bits and pieces labelled here. 


Fancy:

Celtx is free online software that doesn't require a download and it saved me when I had a screenplay assignment due in but I had no clue where to even start. It configures everything for you, has the right settings and font and spacing and margins. I would definitely recommend this for when you know the basics to actually start writing your screenplay.



There's other paid software you can get but I'm a student. I like my freebies. Until I'm recommended a better one I'll probably stick with this. It's not too complicated and it gets the job done. 

If you know any better software or websites just comment below! 


Jess x

Thursday, 26 February 2015

7 Ways To Survive Your Hangover Without Tablets


Hello Procrastinators!

Because student nights in most places are usually midweek (because university means you get, like, five days off a week) here's a handy list to get you through the dreaded hangover. Headaches, stomach cramps, dry throat, over-emotional mood swings, the sweats - tick, tick, tick!




1. Laughter
The best way to get over your misery is to combat it with laughter! Get together with whoever you were out with the night before and talk about everything that happened. If nothing makes you laugh, your night out wasn't good enough.





2. Shower/bath
Depending on how swanky your student accommodation is you could have a bath but I'm assuming you're a right commoner like us, so make do with a hot shower instead. You'll step in like a zombie, cringing from the heat, and step out a new person.






3. A walk
This doesn't sound like the most appealing of options because you have to, y'know, get out of bed, but it will work. The fresh air will wake you up a bit and who knows, maybe there'll be a shop en route so you can treat yourself (see point 5).




4. Power nap
Just the opposite of walking, a power snooze can also help you to feel almost human. When you roll in at five am and wake up at ten because your house mates are clumsy idiots - that's not enough sleep to function on. That's not even half of what you normally get! Go and treat yourself to some rest.





5. Impulse buying
This can be done online or if you can muster up the energy to leave the house that's good too. Any amount of spent money will guarantee a better mood and relieved stress. Just try not to cry when the money gets taken out your bank when you're feeling better.





6. Water/juice
Seems obvious but alcohol dehydrates your body so you need to top your fluids up again. That headache that's ruining your life? It's because of dehydration. Get some OJ or H2O down you.





7. Greasy food
When you're hanging who doesn't dream of McDonald's, KFC, Burger King, Subway... The possibilities are endless. It might not be good for you but all food tastes nicer the morning after the night before.


Next time you go out and feel like literal walking death the next day, come back to this list. It could save your life.

Jess x

Monday, 23 February 2015

7 Easy Ways To Improve Your Mood



Hello Procrastinators!

We've all had crappy days where things all get on top of us. Well, here's 7 easy ways you can improve your mood without much effort at all:

Read a book
It has been scientifically proven that burying your head in the sand is the best way of dealing with your problems. Okay, so that’s a lie. But what’s the harm in a little bit of escapism when things are feeling a bit tough? Get stuck into an old favourite or spend a few quid indulging in a new title and let your imagination run riot while your anxieties quieten for a while.
The more colourful, the better... right?
Have a powernap
Also known as nana naps, powernaps are usually a staple of student diets right after any carb-filled main meal. But they’re also really useful at refreshing your mind and leaving you feeling like a whole new person. When you’re feeling stressed give yourself half an hour for a flash nap and when you wake up, everything will seem much more manageable when your brain isn’t as fried.
 
If we all had this kind of cuteness in our lives we'd be fine
Get in touch with friends or family
That is, if you’re up to it. Sometimes lazing around all day with just your own company can be invigorating. In all other circumstances, text/call your friends/family, whoever you think will be most likely to help lift your mood. As the saying goes, a problem shared is a problem halved. They might be able to give you advice or an angle on your issues you hadn’t even considered before. Meeting up for a coffee or just to get some fresh air, getting out of the house for a while, might just be enough to do you some good.
 
So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyyy...
Pig out on unhealthy food
Because chocolate is always the answer. Always. Order a takeaway, cook a quick meal (why not check our recipes page?), or eat a shit tonne of sugary snacks, salty crisps and fizzy pop. Whatever your body is telling you it needs, give it. For at least one night. Just don’t let it become a habit or you’ll end up with clogged up arteries and I don’t want to be sent your medical bills.
 
It's supposed to put me off but this image makes me SO. HUNGRY.
Avoid social media
When you’re feeling under the weather, who wants to see how amazingly everyone else’s lives are going? The worst thing you can do is log in to Facebook and accidentally end up on someone’s profile who irritates the hell out of you or an ex’s smiling photos. It’s practically self-harm. Stay well away until you’re feeling more capable of sticking to the brighter side of social media.
 
Boo! #idontlikethis #pls
Meditate
This sounds like something a hippie tramp on the street would try and shake into you but seriously, hear me out. There are plenty of guided meditation videos on Youtube and you would be surprised how much it helps not only purge bad moods, but helps prevent them from even occurring in the first place. There’s no crazy body contortioning, normally you lie down with a blanket while a soothing voice guides your mind to a better place while your worries are forgotten in place of a summery field. Well, in your head at least.
 
Cliffs are dangerous... Stick to your bedroom
Binge-watch a new Netflix TV series
Ask friends and family for their suggestions, log in to Netflix (or other, y’know, legal sites) and binge watch that shit ‘til you’re eyes are burning and you’re more worried about whether Lana Banana is going to escape the Briarcliffe asylum than about your own problems. This also gives great conversation starters in uni or work. And thus your life is vastly improved in every single way.
Brb going to spend the next 87 hours watching Orange Is The New Black

Happy days.

Jess x