Before we begin, let's just admit something - that last shred of dignity you somehow managed to retain after last week's drinking session is about to be gone forever. People need to find out that you know all the words to Total Eclipse of the Heart. You just can't deny it any more.
So for full enjoyment levels, you need to:
1. Lock yourself up in your bedroom and soundproof your door
2. Crank these songs to max volume
3. Scream them out until your throat spontaneously combusts
4. Emotionally revisit the happier times in your life when it was cool to find your name in Mambo Number 5 and brag about it
Here's a list (with Youtube links) to some of the best songs in the world to make your life a little bit brighter...
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
Protip: Add a dramatic head turn and intense, crazy-eyed stare as you start singing.
Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
He said my name!! He said my naaaaaame!!
What's Up - 4 Non Blondes
Blurble most of the song until the bit we all know, the yodelling chorus.
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
Not so much singing - but still as thoroughly enjoyable.
My Heart Will Go On- Celine Dion
The theme song to Titanic just never seems to age. Oh, wait.
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
Who didn't want some randomer from school to give them free tickets to Iron Maiden for no identifiable reason at all?!
All The Small Things - Blink 182
Practice your best Tom Delonge accent here.
Bye Bye Bye - N*Sync
A bit of old school Justin Trousersnake - feast your eyes on his 'fro hair.
Believe - Cher
Worth it just for the crazy video.
Now, doesn't this depressing week just seem so much more manageable with N*Sync's damn catchy choruses running around your head?
...No?
That's the spirit!
Jess x
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